Crack Head

"Mommy, my head is going to crack off."

"What?"

"My head is going to crack off."

"Why?"

"Because my head is cracked in the back."

"Oh...do you want to call and tell GoGo about it?"

"Yes."

"GoGo, my head is gonna crack off."

"What? Your head has a cough?"

Me: "No, his head is going to crack off."

"Oh....(laughing) your head is going to crack off."